言情笑话32qing48.htm
标 题:笑话-----(88) 世界末日与放假
某教会学校福音课时,牧师正在高谈阔论「世界末日」
牧师:「世界末日来时，会山崩地裂、大雨不止、火山爆发...」
某生:「请问,那时学校会放假吗??」
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标 题: 出差跟成绩单
母对父说：「你干嘛打孩子？？」
父曰：「因为他明天要发成绩单，而我正好要出差。」
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标 题:这个人是那里来的??
话说,有一天,我的宝贝学妹同她班上同学去唱KTV
唱到一半,学妹忽然想去化妆室补个妆
於是便中途离席...
等她补完妆回来.在门囗听见有人点唱一首歌且唱得很大声,
学妹当下开门进去,什麽都没说,就大喊
拜托,你们谁点这歌,还唱得这麽难听,
说完迳自一屁股坐下,
只听见一个声音传来
"这个人是那里来的"
原来,学妹走错房间了......
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标 题:八八节的笑话
老板初为人父,奈何跟家里聚少离多
他的女儿三个多月大,刚刚在牙牙学语
他前两个礼拜又出国去办事了,家里大小事情要我帮忙处理
我於是每天都到他家里去报到,当他秘书以外还兼奶爸
我每天都抱着他女儿教他说话,看baby欲言又止的样子实在有趣
我一句又一句的教着他女儿喊"把拔"
就这样她学会了第一句话 "把拔 "
今天老板特地从欧洲赶回来过第一个父亲节
我在机场迫不及待的告诉他"你的女儿会喊把拔了"
回到家里他赶紧抱着亲爱的女儿哄着她喊 "把拔 "
她的女儿说什麽也不肯喊 ,然後就哭了
我赶紧抱过来要她赶快喊把拔
那小女孩竟然不哭了,高兴的对着我喊 "把拔 !把拔 " 喊个不停
我老板和老板娘脸色一阵青一阵白
我苦了!!我不知道将是失业还是高升
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标 题:苦命的 salesman
An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He
said he wasnt interested because he hadnt seen any bugs or insects on his
farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and
really needed the money. The farmer still didnt think he needed any
insect repellent but he felt sorry for the salesman and said, "Im so sure
there arent any insects around here, if youll strip naked, Ill tie you
to my barnyard fence for the entire night. When morning comes, if youve
got even one insect bite on you, Ill buy every can of repellent youve
got."
The salesman was elated and readily agreed to being tied up naked. That
night, the farmer tied the naked salesman to the barnyard fence and went to
bed.
Several times during the night he thought he heard the salesman moaning and
groaning. However, when he went out the next morning, the salesman didnt
have even one bite or scratch on him. The farmer asked, "What was all that
moaning and groaning about last night?" "That was the worst night of my
life," the salesman replied, "doesnt that damn calf have a mother?"
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标 题:死者的父亲
老王有天在街上闲逛
看到不远的前方似有车祸发生
一群人挤着围观
老王连忙赶上去
可是人太多了
怎麽挤也几不进去
老王心生一计
大喊:"让开！我是死者的父亲"
这时大家都以诧异的眼神看着他
原来......
死的是一条狗
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